A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two.She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she’s done, she goes to thekitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
He says, “Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?”