A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary.
Knowing his wife loved antiques, he bought a beautiful old corset oil lamp for her.
When she unwrapped it, a genie appeared.
He thanked them and gave each of them one wish.
The wife wished for an all expenses paid, first class, around the world cruise with her husband.
Shazam!
Instantly she was presented with tickets for the entire journey, plus expensive side trips, dinners, shopping, etc.
The husband, however, wished he had a female companion who was 30 years younger.
Shazam!
Instantly he turned 93 years old.
A Teacher is teaching third Graders and asks them to names some big animals in Africa.
Teacher: Name some big animals in Africa.
Kevin: ELEPHANT.
Teacher: Very good, Kevin. Anyone else?
John says: COW.
Teacher: EXCELLENT, Anymore??
No hands up, and Kevin slowly and reluctantly tries his hands up, the teacher notices but wants somebody else to say something.
Since no one else seems to known he says
“OK, you again Kevin??
Kevin: ANOTHER COW.