UNLUCKY HUSBANDS (FUNNY STORY)

Two women friends reunited after many years. “Tell me,” one asked, “What happened to your son?”

“Oh, my poor son!” sighed the mother.

“His marriage is so unfortunate. He ended up with a girl who doesn’t lift a finger around the house. She spends all day in bed, either sleeping or lounging and reading. Can you believe he even brings her breakfast in bed?”

“That’s terrible,” said her friend. “And your daughter?”

“Ah, she’s so fortunate! She married an angel. He insists she doesn’t do anything around the house. Every morning, he brings her breakfast in bed. She can sleep as long as she wants and just relax all day.”

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A cop pulls over a very old lady for speeding and asks for her license and registration. As he examines her papers, he notices she has a concealed weapon permit. Curious, the officer asks if she’s carrying now. She pulls out a .22 caliber pistol from her purse.

Surprised, the officer asks if she has another. She nods and retrieves a snub-nosed pistol from the center compartment.

Amazed, the officer asks, “Are there any more?” She nods again and shows a Colt 45 from the glove compartment.

Finally, the officer asks, “Lady, what in the world are you so afraid of?” She looks him in the eyes and says, “Not a God damn thing.”

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