A man goes into a bar in the airport and asks the bartender what the password is to their wi-fi.
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I’ll have a coke.
Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Bartender: $3
Me: There you go. So, what’s the wi-fi password?
Bartender: It’s you-need-to-buy-a-drink-first. No spaces, all lowercase.
A man is lying on the beach
A man is lying on the beach, wearing n*thing but a cap over his cr*tch. A woman passing by remarks,“If you were any sort of a gentleman,you would lift your hat to a lady.”
He replies, “If you were any sort of a hot lady, the hat would lift by itself.”