The wife checked her husband’s phone and found the following names…..
– The Tender one
– The Amazing one
– Lady of my Dreams
She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his Mother.
Then she called the second number to which his Sister replied.
When she dialed the third number, her own phone rang !!
She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, So she gave him her whole month’s salary to make up for it…
The husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as”Bob the plumber”
A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement.
He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, ‘Mother of Six’, in spite of her objections.
One night they went to a party.
He decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.go home,and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouted at the top of his voice,
“Shall we go home, Mother of Six?”
His wife, irritated by her husband’s lack of discretion shouted back, “Anytime you’re ready, Father of Four!”