My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her “pack your things and…….!!!”
At that point, her phone rang, so I had to stop to allow her to answer the call.It was her dad.The phone was on speaker so I could hear what he was saying.After the usual pleasantries between father and daughter, he said:
“my daughter, I have transferred $6,000,000 into your account, give your husband $4,000,000 out of it, and you can have the remaining balance.”
I Am sending a LAND-CRUISER tear rubber jeep to you and your husband for family use.After the good-byes, the call ended, and she turned to me immediately “you said I should pack my things and do what……..?”
“I SAID, PACK YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM TO ME TO WASH.”I will iron them when the light comes.
Husband sent a text to his wife at night,“Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”but there is no reply…..
He sent another text,“And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”this time ,She sent this text back, “OMG really?” Husband replied, :
“No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”