One day, little Johnny asked his father, “Dad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?”

His wife, who was cooking dinner, overheard the question and decided to eavesdrop on their conversation.

The father replied, “Because it makes grown-ups happy.”

Johnny said, “I want to be happy too.”

The father responded, “Then you have to wait until you’re a grown-up.”

Johnny asked, “But who will exercise with me when I grow up?”

The father said, “Hopefully, when you get married, it will be your wife.”

Johnny then asked, “But Dad, how come our neighbor Sally exercises with you?”

The wife rushed out of the kitchen, and an ambulance arrived 10 minutes later.

Four married guys went fishing together.

Four married guys went fishing together. After an hour, this conversation took place:

First guy: “You wouldn’t believe what I had to do to come fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I’d paint every room in the house next weekend.”

Second guy: “That’s nothing. I had to promise my wife I’d build her a new deck for the pool.”

Third guy: “You both have it easy! I had to promise my wife I’d remodel the kitchen for her.”

They continue to fish and realize the fourth guy hasn’t said a word. So they ask him, “You haven’t mentioned what you had to do to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?”

Fourth guy: “I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut it off, nudged my wife, and said, ‘Fishing or s**x?’ She said, ‘Wear sunscreen.’”