His friends to him at coffee: “We adore your family life, you’ve got a great life with your wife and kids.
You don’t make her say things twice. Tell us the secret of this happiness or we’ll consider you as a diffident”
“Well, i can shortly explain
After our wedding, she started riding her horse and so was i
My horse’s feet got caught
she knelt right next to horse and she said “once”.
We rode a few metres, then my horse’s feet got caught again
She knelt right next to horse and she said “twice”.
A few minutes later it happened again, she knelt right next to horse and she said “third”
Then she sh*t him in the face. I was shocked. I yelled at her: “Why did you do that, are you out of your mind?”
She turned her back and told me “once” And since that day, i dont make her say things twice.
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about.
He asks his father for advice.
The father replies: “My son, there are three subjects that always work
These are food, family, and philosophy.”
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain.
Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy’s nervousness builds.
He remembers his father’s advice, and chooses the first topic.
He asks the girl: “Do you like potato pancakes?”
She says “No,” and the silence returns.
After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father’s suggestion and turns to the second item on the list.
He asks, “Do you have a brother?” Again, the girl says “No” and there is silence once again.
The boy then plays his last card
He thinks of his father’s advice and asks the girl the following question:
“If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?”