Two guys are walking through a game park when they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men.
They run as fast as they can and one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, “Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord
.” He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees.
Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer:
“Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive.”
Reading a joke has multiple benefits for both mental and physical health.
A young blonde landed a job as a physical education teacher for a group of 16-year-olds. As she supervised the students playing soccer on the field, she noticed one boy standing alone at the far end, away from the group.
Feeling sympathy for the boy, she approached him, “Hey there, everything alright?” she asked kindly.
The boy nodded.
Sensing his reluctance to join the game, she encouraged him, saying, “You can go and have fun with the others, you know.”
To her surprise, the boy shook his head. “I think it’s best if I stay here,” he replied.
The boy looked at her confused and said, “Because I’m the goalie!”