Wife: Honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden.
Husband: Do I look like a gardener?
Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.
Husband: Do I look like a carpenter?…..
Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.
Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself….!
Wife: No its not me.
Husband: Who then!
Wife: Our neighbor
Husband: You paid him how much?
Wife: No, he just gave me two options, bread or s3x….
Husband: I hope u gave him bread!!
Wife: Do I look like a bakery!!!!
READ MORE: My wife is missing
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home !
OFFICER: Age?
Husband: I’m not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don’t do birthdays .
OFFICER: Height?
Husband: I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
OFFICER : Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
OFFICER : Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think Never really noticed.
OFFICER : Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember..
OFFICER : What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don’t know exactly.
OFFICER : What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
OFFICER : What kind of truck was it?
Husband: A 2017, pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 manufactured September 16th, with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB ports, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.
husband choking up
OFFICER : Take it easy sir. We’ll find your truck.