Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender…
“Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the little woman.
” “Oh yeah?” said Charlie
“And how did this one end?”
“When it was over,” Mike replied,
“she came to me on her hands and knees.”
“Really,” said Charles,
“now that’s a switch!
What did she say?”
“She said,
‘Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'”