Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single.

One day a friend asked,”Why aren’t you married?

Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?”Thomas replied,

“Actually, I’ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them.”

His friend thinks for a moment and says,

“I’ve got the perfect solution, just find a girl who’s just like your mother.

”A few months later they meet again and his friend friend says,

“Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?

”With a frown on his face, Thomas answers,

“Yes, I found the perfect girl.

She was just like my mother.

You were right, my mother liked her very much.”The friend said,

“Then what’s the problem?”Thomas replied,

“My father doesn’t like her.”

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Social Security Application

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s License to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’.So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.’