A chicken farmer went to the local bar
He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.
The woman said: “How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne.”
“What a coincidence,” said the farmer, who added, “It is a special day for me
I’m celebrating”
“It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!” said the woman.
“What a coincidence.” said the farmer.
While they toasted, the farmer asked, “What are you celebrating?”
“My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant.”
“What a coincidence,” said the man
“I am a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs.”
“This is awesome,” said the woman
“What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?”
“I used a different rooster,” he said.
The woman smiled and said, “What a coincidence”
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Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
“Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.” but there is no reply…..
He sent another text, “And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”
this time , She sent this text back, “OMG really?”
Husband replied, : “No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”