An elderly woman was walking her dog one evening when a young man ran by her and grabbed her purse and took off
a couple across the street ran over to check on her saying the police were called and would be here in a few minutes
the woman smiles and tells the couple that its really no big deal,she carries her old purse to put her dog’s poop in it until she gets home to dispose it..
imagine the surprise when the thief opens the purse
A couple comes up to a wishing well.
The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny.
His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns.
The guy says, “Son of a… it works!”