One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down Main Street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.

Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

“Bubba, where’d you get that truck?!”

“Mary gave it to me,” Bubba replied.

“She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?”

“Well, Jimmy, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere.

Mary pulled off the road, but the truck in 4-wheel drive and headed into the woods.”

She parked the truck got out, thr**w off all her cl**thes and said,

‘Bubba, take whatever you want.’

So I took the truck!”

“You’re a smart man, Bubba! Them clothes wouIda never fit you.”

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Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single.

One day a friend asked,”Why aren’t you married?

Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?”Thomas replied,

“Actually, I’ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them.”

His friend thinks for a moment and says,

“I’ve got the perfect solution, just find a girl who’s just like your mother.

”A few months later they meet again and his friend friend says,

“Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?

”With a frown on his face, Thomas answers,

“Yes, I found the perfect girl.

She was just like my mother.

You were right, my mother liked her very much.”The friend said,

“Then what’s the problem?”Thomas replied,

“My father doesn’t like her.”