He looked at her for a while, then said, “You’re an alphabet wife …… A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”

She asks …. “What the hell does that mean?”

He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous and Hot”.

She smiled happily and said … “Oh, that’s so lovely, but what about I, J, K?”

He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”

Memorial Service will be held Tuesday afternoon.