A woman finds Aladdin’s magic lamp.

She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual.

The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes:

She says

“I want my husband to have eyes only for me.

I want to be the only one in his life.

I want him to sleep always by my side.

I want that when he gets up in the morning I’m the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes.”

The Genie turned her into a Smart Phone…

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With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year-old woman has a baby.

All of her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.

When they ask to see the baby, the new mom says, “Not yet!” A little later, they ask to see the baby again

Once more, she says, “Not yet!”

Finally they ask, “When the heck can we see the baby?”

And the mother says, “When the baby cries!”

“Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?”

Mom says, “Because I forgot where I put it!”