A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband:
Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another wife…?!
The man replied: Till your grave becomes dry my love.
Then she said: Are you promising me this…?
Husband replied: Of course darling… I promise you. And after her demise, her husband began to visit her grave everyday for a period of one year. And the grave was always wet, it never became dry…!!! And a day came when he visited the graveyard …
And a day came when he visited the graveyard in the evening, he found her brother in the graveyard.
He then asked him: Jason what are you doing here…? He replied: I’m fulfilling the wish of my only sister. She said I should please come here everyday to wet her grave.
What age comes to mind when someone is mentioned as being “old”? That age keeps getting older as we move closer to it, so this is a fascinating question. When we are young, we may consider someone in their 30s to be old, but when we are 50 or older, we consider someone in their 70s to be still relatively young.
Many people have a misperception about “old” people, which is that as you get older, you start to lose the zest for life.
This 70-year-old widow disproves that theory by placing a husband-wanted ad in the newspaper.
A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
“Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.”
The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.