A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, “What was that for?”
She says, “I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Betty Sue written on it.”
He says, “Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? Betty Sue was the name of the horse I went there to bet on.” She shrugs and walks away.
Three days later he is reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, “What was that for?”
She answers, “Your horse called.”
A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls it out, and looks inside, where he finds two eggs and about R8,000 .
He approaches the wife and asks, “What are the eggs for?”
She replies, “Every time I cheat on you, I put an egg in the box.”
He says, “That’s alright, you’ve only cheated on me twice.
What’s the money for?”
The wife replies, “Every time I get a dozen, I sell them!”