A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags.
“Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband. “To Las Vegas!.
I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!”
The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing his bags.
“What do you think you are doing?” she screamed. “I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’re going to live on $1,000 a year!”
A couple comes up to a wishing well
A couple comes up to a wishing well.
The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny.
The guy says, “Son of a… it works!”
Daughter’s text to Dad
LOL! As you know, I’m in Australia and he’s in the US. We met on a dating site, became friends on Facebook, and had long chats on WhatsApp.
He proposed to me on Skype and now we’ve had a 2 month relationship through Viber.
Dad’s reply: Dad’s reply: My dear Lilly, Like Wow! Really? Cool! Whatever…
I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, register for your stuff on Amazon, and pay for it all through PayPal. And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay. Lots of love, Dad.