A man and his wife were having some problem

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, ‘Please wake me at 5:00 AM. He left it where he knew

she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, ‘It is 5:00 AM wake up.’

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife cant hear him.

How bad is it? the doctor asks.

I have no idea, the husband says.

Well, please test her

Stand 20 feet away from her and say something.

If she doesn’t hear you, get closer and say the same thing.

Keep moving closer and closer and repeating the comment until she does hear you.

That way well have an idea of her range of hearing loss.

So the man goes home and sees his wife in the kitchen chopping up vegetables for dinner.

From 20 feet away: What are we having for dinner? No answer.

From 10 feet: Same thing.

From 5 feet: Same thing.

Finally, hes standing right behind her: What’s for dinner?

She turns around, looks at him and say’s:

For the FOURTH time, BEEF STEW!