A man and his wife are at a high school reunion…
… and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.
“Yes,” sighs the husband.
She’s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”
“My God!” says the wife.
“Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?”
His friends to him at coffee: “We adore your family life, you’ve got a great life with your wife and kids.
You don’t make her say things twice
Tell us the secret of this happiness or we’ll consider you as a diffident”
“Well, i can shortly explain
After our wedding, she started riding her horse and so was i
My horse’s feet got caught
she knelt right next to horse and she said “once”.
We rode a few metres, then my horse’s feet got caught again
She knelt right next to horse and she said “twice”.
A few minutes later it happened again, she knelt right next to horse and she said “third”
Then she sh*t him in the face. I was shocked. I yelled at her: “Why did you do that, are you out of your mind?”
She turned her back and told me “once” And since that day, i dont make her say things twice.