A Little Boy Falls In Love With Neighbors Girl

Son: “Daddy I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!! “

Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”

Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”.

Father: “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Tina is actually your sister.”

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later.

Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”

Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.”

Father: “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Peny is also your sister.“

This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: “Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!“

The mother hugs him affectionately and says:

“My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!

Story: A woman went shopping.

At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse: He could not control his curiosity and ask.

“Do you always carry your TV remote with you?”

She replied. “No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote.”

The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that the lady had purchased.Shocked at this act. She asked the cashier what he was doing. He said.

“Your husband has blocked your credit card.”