A couple had been married for 30 years and was celebrating the husband’s 60th birthday. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each.
The wife said, “We’ve been so poor all these years, and l’ve never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world.” The fairy waved her wand and POOF! She had the tickets in her hand.Next, it was the husband’s turn.He paused for a moment, and then said, “Well, l’d like to be married to a woman 30 years younger than me.” The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.
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Little Johnny came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, “Where’s Mom and dad?” and she replied, “they’re up in bed.” little Johnny started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play.
Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma “where’s Mom and Dad?” and she replied “they’re still up in bed.” Again the little Johnny started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play.
Then the little Johnny came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma “where’s Mom and dad?” and his grandmother replied “they’re still up in bed.” The little Johnny started to laugh and his grandmother asked, “what gives? Every time I tell you they’re still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on here?”
The little Johnny replied, “well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue.”