A couple comes up to a wishing well.

The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny.

His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns.

The guy says, “Son of a… it works!”

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A married couple in their 60’s are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish.

“I want to travel round the world with my darling husband” says wife,

two tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand.

Husband says:

“Sorry but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.” Fairy waves wand and husband becomes 92 …

Moral of story –  remember fairies are female