A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam.
“The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a question on Portugal,” he said.
His mother asked, “What was the question?”
“Where’s Portugal.”
“The idiot teacher, I’m going to call the principal’s office. In the meantime we’re going to find where Portugal is.”
She gets a map of the state and can’t find Portugal. Then she gets a map of the region and still can’t find Portugal. She gets a map of the city and can’t find Portugal.
“I swear Portugal can’t be far.
The maid is from Portugal and she comes here to work everyday on her bicycle.”
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A Woman Walks Into A Pharmacy One Day
A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist,
“I’d like a poison that’ll k*ll my husband but make it look like he d*ed of natural causes.”
The pharmacist says, “Ma’am, not only can I not do that for you,
I’m going to have to call the police and report you.”
The woman removes something from her pocket and hands it to him.
He looks at it and discovers that it’s a picture of her husband making love to the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist says, “Oh, you should have told me you had a prescription.”