A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airportand wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers : ‘Thank you honey, what wud you like me to bring for you?’
The husband laughs and says: ‘An Italian girl !!!’
The woman kept quiet and left.Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks:
‘So, honey, how was the trip?’
‘Very good, thank you.’ ‘And, what happened to my present?’ ‘Which present?‘ She asked.
‘The one I asked for – an Italian girl!!’ ‘Oh, that’ she said
‘Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for 9 months to see if it is a girl !!!
Moral of the story:
Don’t tempt a woman, they are sometimes dangerously intelligent !!
READ MORE: A woman stole a can of peaches
The judge asked the woman what she stole. She replied, “I stole a can of peaches.”
The judge then asked, “how many peaches were in the can?”
“Six,” replied the woman.
After consideration, the judge decided to sentence her one night of prison for every peach she stole. Six nights total.
At this moment the woman felt helpless, bawling her eyes out, she didn’t know what to do.
And before the judge smacked the mallet down to make it final, her husband entered into the courtroom and yelled, “your honor, wait!”
The judge froze and listened to what the husband wanted to say.
“She also stole a can of peas!”